Might have to quit football again. Some of the people that forced me out of the other team turned up to football last night. No longer my safe haven. I didnt even bother trying to play last night. Just stood in one spot. Didnt break a sweat and didnt even take a sip if water.

I’d rather people bitch about me not trying than make fun of me for trying and failing all over again.

asylum-art:

Street Art byDavid Zinn

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I was supposed to go to the gym an hour ago and I’ve just laid in bed instead. Uughghh

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The adventures of a cute little doodle!  by ELYXtroqman | Instagram

Here is “ELYX“, a cute little doodle wandering through Paris, France as well as various parts of the world through the sketchbook of YAK, its creator, who draws his mascot for more than 3 years! Some adorable, funny and creative adventures to follow on his Instagram account or on his website: ELYX.

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kinkstertime:

This whole bit is made all the funnier by knowing that all of the guards were just random extras who weren’t told what was going to happen only that they weren’t allowed laugh at any cost as they wouldn’t be payed if they did.

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